So... I'm pretty good at archery.
That'll be useful
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if you ever have a time machine
and your time machine breaks,
and you're stuck in the Medieval Ages.
You're funny. It's weird.
Yeah. I'm weird.
Me too.
Yeah, right. Everyoneloves you and
your dad's like famous, or something.
My parents are getting a divorce,
that's why I had to go to camp, so...
- Are you crying?
- No.
Jesus.
Look... I'm not really
an affectionate person.
People aren't meant
to be together forever.
You think so?
Yeah.
Can I finger you?
No.
OK.
- Come on, baby, I got ya!
- Don't drop me!
Hey! Hey!
Patrice!
Oh, my God! I told you
that this was a pajama party.
What are you wearing?
What is this?
You're wearingactual long johns?
What?!
This is a frat party.
You just have to be drunk
and look hot.
Watch and learn.
Hey. Hey!
I'm so drunk!
Drink! Drink! Drink!
Script From Friends
Hey, do you know that girl?
The sexy pioneer?
I think I know her.
I'd have sex with a pioneer.
For sure.
A hungrypioneer lost on the trail.
- Do I know you?
- Hi, Adam Franklin of Camp Weehawken.
I'm Emma Kurtzman.
You tried to finger me?
Yeah. Wow!
Do you go here? Why?
- What are you doing at a party of frat?
- No. I go to MIT,
but I have this family thing,
and I grew up in Ann Arbor.
MIT? Wow. So you grew up to be
a lot smarter than me.
Yeah, sometimes
my neck gets sore.
- Why?
- 'Cause my brain's so big.
I agree, it didn't work. Drop it.
I like you.
What? Why?
You don't even know me.
I like you.
I have to go to this stupid thing
tomorrow. You wanna come with me?
Yeah, sure. I'll come with you.
Friends With Benefits Script Pdf Format
- What is it?
- Some stupid thing.
I wanted to leave you
with somethingDavid said to me
almost every day at the lab.
It's Einstein.
'There are only two ways
to live your life.
One, as if nothing is a miracle.
The other,
as if everything is a miracle.'
For David, there was no bigger miracle
than his family.
His daughters, Emma and Katie,
and his wife, Sandra.
Mom?
I want you to meet Adam.
I'm so sorry.
And this is my sister, Katie,
and her lover, Kevin.
Boyfriend.
And my best friend.
Oh, well... thank you. I didn't know
you were dating someone, Emma.
Oh, I'm not.
I just had a one-night stand with him
when I was 14.
It was a really nice funeral.
I'm sorry.
I'm glad you stayed.
Me too.
So, I'll call you, or something...
Adam, you're wonderful.
If you're lucky,
you're nevergonna see me again.
Yes.
Hey.
Did we? Yes, we did.
We went to college together.
You have two gay dads.
Yeah, I'm the man
with the two gay dads.
They helped me move
my boxessophomore year.
They're the best. I love them.
I'm super straight, though.
- So, yeah.
- OK.
- You're Patrice, right?
- Yes.
Yeah, Eli. I'm with... Adam!
I'll be right back.
Pick up some of that kettle corn.
- It's Patrice.
- Hey!
- Patrice! Hey!
- How are you?
- Weird.
- Wow.
I haven't seen you in... wow.
- How are you?
- Good.
Adam.
Emma.
What is this, the Peach Pit?
- And, yeah, that was a 90210 reference.
- Yeah, you're super straight.
- What are you doing here?
- I just moved here a week ago.
I'm doing my residency
at the WestwoodTeaching Hospital.
- Hi.
- Vanessa, this is Emma.
- Emma, Vanessa.
- Hi. How do you do?
This is our friend, Patrice.
- Hi. How do you do?
- How do I what?
- Hi.
- Hi.
Hi, you look nice.
It's nice to meet you.
You remember my sister, Katie.
She's just finishingschool here.
Yeah. I haven't seen you guys since...
- Yeah, Dad's funeral.
- Dad's funeral.
Sad.
OK. Well, we should head out, so...
Yeah, we should, too.